PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cart